**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

To all those who haven't heard. Due to the chaos of the 2000 elections THIS YEARS POLLING WILL BE HELD ON 2 DAYS....NOV 2nd & NOV 3rd! All those who are voting for John Kerry should show up on Nov. 2nd to vote and all those who are voting for George Bush should show up on Nov. 3rd. PLEASE FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. We have to make sure there is no confusion this time. Please pass this information on to everyone you know. With your help this years election will come off without a hitch. Thanks!

Upon the passing of a loved one.....

These are words to be heeded......

Moments Pass—
lets dance while we still can, these days are numbered short.
we can watch moments pass or we can see them as our last and take them for all they're worth.
so lets dance while we can, throw caution to the wind,
and roll on full force until drained so that burn remains through worst of times.
and not wait for another day or for the perfect day to up and rise.
we never know what new days take so why waste all the hours to grow with those we know,
and i'm asking why we waste time alone when we should know,
to roll on full force and take advantage of these days that shape our lives,
and not wait for another day just because we have not enough time,
to roll on full force till drained so that burn remains through worst of times
and not wait another day or for the perfect day to up and rise
off my ass out my front door and up to yours to sit down with a fucking cup of coffee and shoot the shit-----HWM

Time is such a wasted luxury.....Chris Wollard



I miss you Grandma

Get some size 9's

Enough already.....goddamnit! Every f*ing time I go to buy running shoes no store ever has size 9's. Or 9 1/2's for that matter. Ok, I'll do the work for you on this one......Size 9 -10 is the populations average size. So instead of wasting all your profits making a mountian of usless size 14-16 why don't you just make more of the average size???? Problem solved. You make more money, there's no waste, people are happy and the world....harmonious. Now lets just pretend its the stores fault.....o.k. BUY MORE FUCKING SIZE 9's MORONS....or 9 1/2's. You will make more money, there will be no waste, people are happy and the world, once again,....harmonious. So let me explain to you what happens when you have no size 9's. I get pissed...push the door of the store open too hard and crush an old ladies face in...or smash a small child. Then I feel guilty which makes me more angry because if you'd have size 9's I wouldn't have slammed the door open and the woman and child would not be injured. After disfiguring the old woman I go to my car and run over a dog....would this have happend if you had size 9's....NO. Now feeling twice as shitty...I'm getting twice as mad and the world is..well, coming out of balance. After I kill the dog I decide it is worthless to pretend that life is still ok. So I start swerving at oncoming traffic (not to kill anyone, just to frighten them a little) and they get scaredm, swerve, lose control and crash their cars. And do you know whose hands the blood is on....Yours! Get some more fucking size 9's!

Electric company conundrum

Traditionally electric companies come by your house and read the outdoor meter to charge you for your electric uses. Alright, sounds good....I'm sure a few peoples life long dream is to read meters. Anyway, the conundrum comes from living in the city, New York City to be exact. All the meters in this city are inside the building....hmmmmm. Thats a problem. How do those guys get in to read the meters? Answer: They don't. They estimate your monthly bill...???? Huh? Estimate? Yes they estimate. The question: Where does the estimate come from? First, let me clear something up...I have never, ever seen a utiltiy meter reader man. So what is the basis for estimate. Last month they claimed that I used $68 in electricity. Thats horse shit! Of course it was and "estimated bill". Seeing that it was my first electric bill in my new apartment they could have no way known how much electricity "I" would use. Correct? So are they just pulling this number from the sky? Is this an estimate based on the last person that lived there? What if they had six TV's, eight radios and 12 refrigerators plugged in and running 24/7? Or did they estimate from the previous, previous renter. This is an outrage! I refuse to believe I used $68 worth of electricity. This is proposterous....there is now way they could give me a fair estimate. ConEdison can go to hell!

Rings in the in-between........

Have you ever wondered where lost or misdirected telephone calls go? For instance, I called CircuitCity's delivery department today and upon dialing the number there was ringing....which I expected. Then it continued to ring....and ring....and ring. No tele-promter or, god forbid, a human. Just ringing. (I know what your thinking, "you didn't dial the right number jackass"....but on the contrary!..I dialed the correct number 3 times....bitch). I thought lets see how long this could go on....it has to go somewhere...there is after all a phone ringing...Somebody will get anoyed and pick up. 10 minutes of ringing and still nothing. Just ringing.......where do all the rings go?

Electoral College

The "real" reason we have an Electoral College......because the Republicans would never stand a chance.

human nature

I wonder what makes people assholes or unwilling to be logical.....
This morning I called a pizza shop wanting to place an order ahead of time so when I arrived the pizza will be close to ready. Thus maximizing my lunch time. This should be easy...... No, of course its not. Why not you ask????.... because of Human Nature.
The pizza shop refused to take my order on the premise that they do not take orders over the phone. So I say, "Can I make an order for pick-up? They say, "Sure, what do you want." My reply, "I want to place an order so that I can eat at your restaurant at noon. "Sorry, we don't take orders over the phone." ??? "But you just said you would take my order for pick up why can't I just eat it at the shop?" ...."I'm sorry Sir, we don't take orders over the phone."
So I hang up on them. I call back two minutes later and ask if I can place an order for pick-up......they say, "of course sir what would you like?"
Does anyone see the logic in this at all? I'm failing to see anything but a case of assholeitis.