Get some size 9's

Enough already.....goddamnit! Every f*ing time I go to buy running shoes no store ever has size 9's. Or 9 1/2's for that matter. Ok, I'll do the work for you on this one......Size 9 -10 is the populations average size. So instead of wasting all your profits making a mountian of usless size 14-16 why don't you just make more of the average size???? Problem solved. You make more money, there's no waste, people are happy and the world....harmonious. Now lets just pretend its the stores fault.....o.k. BUY MORE FUCKING SIZE 9's MORONS....or 9 1/2's. You will make more money, there will be no waste, people are happy and the world, once again,....harmonious. So let me explain to you what happens when you have no size 9's. I get pissed...push the door of the store open too hard and crush an old ladies face in...or smash a small child. Then I feel guilty which makes me more angry because if you'd have size 9's I wouldn't have slammed the door open and the woman and child would not be injured. After disfiguring the old woman I go to my car and run over a dog....would this have happend if you had size 9's....NO. Now feeling twice as shitty...I'm getting twice as mad and the world is..well, coming out of balance. After I kill the dog I decide it is worthless to pretend that life is still ok. So I start swerving at oncoming traffic (not to kill anyone, just to frighten them a little) and they get scaredm, swerve, lose control and crash their cars. And do you know whose hands the blood is on....Yours! Get some more fucking size 9's!