Thursday, December 30, 2004

What is Mulchfire

Mulchfire is two guys who are in no way affiliated with any groups whether govern or religious. We strive to recognize problems and idiotic behavior in everyday life and call attention to it. We like to look at these problems from humorous ways and try to draw simple conclusions to the complexity that media and governments will have you believe. We are against radicals...we believe that is not a sensible way to solve problems...so please, all the radical groups...... DON'T SOLICIT US.. We like getting drunk off our faces and bitching about things....we also like music. We believe people are people and that's it...no colors, creeds, or the other bullshit that comes along with it. If your acting like a moron your our target....so don't act like one.

The ease of raising money for the victims of the Tsunami

If everyone in the United States gave $1 dollar to the relief efforts this is how much money we would raise.

$295,084,380

That would sure make Bush look dumb. I say we do it. And just think if we gave $5.....$1,475,421,900....that would really help ease the suffering of these victims. Just think..$5....just don't eat lunch for the day, these people haven't eaten in 2+ days. I think you could give up 1 lunch to raise all that money. If your not part of the solution your part of the problem. Get off your asses and lets get this shit done, people need our help...lets show them that American people are not representative of their governing bodies, that we are people who honestly care....break down the lines and embrace the PEOPLE of the world not the governments and country's...just the people like me and you.


Here is a website where you can check out the current population

http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/popclock

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Science....What's that?

Will someone explain to me why our governments of the world fail to follow the advice of scientists? Its completely obvious to me that all the shit scientist warn us about has come to pass. Such as, a majority of the permafrost covering the cold regions of the globe are melting at a considerable rate due to....well, for one, greenhouse gases (that we've created over the past century)...which factories, cars, planes and others create daily. Scientist have been warning us about this for years, now peoples houses are sinking into the ground and water levels are rising....in light of recent events, I think we can all see where that may be a problem. Lets take another look at that Kyoto Treaty Bush..whadya say? How about the fact that scientist say Coastal Regions should have early warning detection systems for things like Tsunami's and hurricanes and flash flooding, but do we....Well, we do now. Anyway, I can ramble on all day long....bottom line, we have to take care of our shit now...clean up the air, recycle, clean up the water, whatever. Do whatever these Science professionals say we should do, they spend billions of dollars and lots of time researching this stuff, why waste it. You say well I can't make a difference...I say, If everybody who said they couldn't make a difference recycled..that would be a huge difference. Also, Lets impeach this fucker before he puts us into anything worse than we are in...did you know that he sent a whopping $15 million at first to aid the victims in Eastern Asia....His inauguration cost $40 million. Then he upped it to $35 million...still not as much as his inauguration..Dumb Ass Mother Fucker I'm so sick of his shit. How did all you people re-elect this Bastard. Fucking US of A....get your shit together.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Band of the week

The Casket Lottery

all the albums rule. (and they are from K.C.)

The lost and irrational minds of women

Why is it so difficult for women to tell the truth? Is it a portion of their brain that doesn't function? Even simple stupid little things that mean nothing come out as lies...it's sensless. For any women reading....TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! I'm not asking for you to work miracles just a little fucking decency.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Band of this week

Bear vs. Shark

Album: Right now, your in the best of hands

Song: Broken Dog Leg

Monday, December 13, 2004

Band of last week

Sorry for the delay.

Band of last week:

The Afghan Whigs-1965
song: 66

Things not to do while drunk on a subway....

....Tell everyone that they are zombies and slaves to pop culture mass media. That their lives are meaningless and petty and they can all fuck off.....

They will not appreciate this whatsoever.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The World Economy

Well, first off, I'm no accountant or stock market guru but I may be able to answer a few questions as to why the dollar is much weaker than some competitive currency. Lets take China for example—Its really pretty simple.....We have had children in China (and other Asian countries) slaving in sweat shops for years, being paid pennies to make our overpriced sneakers. So now, come to find out, those kids are all grown up....hmmm, who would of thought? Anyway, they saved the pennies that we gave them, which then turned into dollars and so on and so on, all while learning the value of hard work. What we have here is called a conundrum, I think. Because now we borrow billions from the Chinese, partially I'm sure the pennies we paid them.

Whilst Chinese kids were learning the value of hard work and saving their pennies American kids needless to say were getting fat and dimm witted. So the currency stronghold has shifted and America is left wallowing in its stupidity..... hey America, I have a good idea..... why don't you outsource jobs to India?! That would be great. All the economic problems will be solved! Hoo Ray!! And then the Indians could have stronger currency than the US as well. I know what your thinking..... That outsourcing helps open up more jobs at home. Well, look around you! Systems look good on paper, the world does not.... such as this outsourcing macro-economic ideal that is supposed to save our economy by taking the jobs out.....not a chance. The power of the worker is in the workplace and we are running short on workspaces.

How about re-evaluating the typical American person and start reteaching them how to be responsible, strong adults and not fat, lazy, sue happy peices of shit. A little hard work goes a long way. And remember this when you hand out pennies to kids in sweat shops....... Even a feather gets heavy if you hold long enough. Same principle applies to money.

Band of the Week

Band - Operation Ivy
Album - Operation Ivy
Song - Room without a Window